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SUMMARY:Our Failed Attempts to Make English Eezier to Spell
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DESCRIPTION:Have you ever wondered why the English spelling of words is so
 metimesâ€¦wellâ€¦weird? Come on a surprisingly hilarious journey w
 ith us and author Gabe Henry through the history of the English language..
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X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:<p>Anyone who has the misfortune to write in 
 English will\, every now and then\, struggle with its spelling. In our err
 atic system\, <em>choir</em> and <em>liar</em> rhyme\, <em>daughter</em> a
 nd <em>laughter</em> don&rsquo\;t\, and somehow <em>you</em> and <em>ewe</
 em> can&rsquo\;t agree on a single letter. So why do we still use it? If o
 ur spelling is so inconsistent\, why haven&rsquo\;t we tried to fix it?&nb
 sp\;</p>\n<p>In the comic annals of linguistic history\, legions of rebel 
 wordsmiths have died on the hill of spelling reform\, risking their reputa
 tions to simplify English spelling. This book is about them: Mark Twain\, 
 Eliza Burnz\, Noah Webster\, Upton Sinclair\, Emma Dearborn\, Theodore Roo
 sevelt\, Benjamin Franklin\, and the countless other &ldquo\;simplified sp
 ellers&rdquo\; who\, for a time in their lives\, became fanatic about writ
 ing <em>kof</em> instead of <em>cough</em>\, <em>tung</em> for <em>tongue<
 /em>\, and <em>fyzics</em> for <em>physics</em> (and tried futilely to get
  everyone around them to do it too).</p>\n<p>In <em>Enough is Enuf</em>\, 
 Gabe Henry humorously traces the &ldquo\;simplified spelling movement&rdqu
 o\; from medieval England to Revolutionary America\, from the birth of sta
 ndup comedy to contemporary pop music\, and explores its lasting influence
  in words like <em>color</em> (without a <em>U</em>)\, <em>plow</em> (with
 out <em>-ugh</em>)\, and the iconic &rsquo\;90s ballad &ldquo\;Nothing Com
 pares 2 U.&rdquo\; Finally\, Henry brings us to the digital age\, where th
 e swift pace of online exchanges now pushes us all 2ward simplification.&n
 bsp\;</p>\n<p>Register now for this informative and entertaining conversat
 ion to find out why Gabe Henry thinks UR not a bad speller\, the English l
 anguage is.&nbsp\;</p>\n<p><strong>About the Author:</strong> Gabe Henry i
 s the author of three books including the poetry anthology <em>Eating Sala
 d Drunk</em>\, a humor collaboration with Jerry Seinfeld\, Bob Odenkirk\, 
 Mike Birbiglia\, Margaret Cho\, and other titans of comedy. <em>Eating Sal
 ad Drunk</em> was featured in <em>The New Yorker</em> in February 2022 (&l
 dquo\;A Smattering of Haiku for the Burnout Age&rdquo\;) and ranked one of
  <em>Vulture&rsquo\;s</em> Best Comedy Books of 2022. Henry&rsquo\;s work 
 has been published in <em>TIME\, New York Magazine\, The New Yorker\, </em
 >the<em> Weekly Humorist\, US News &amp\; World Report</em>\, and more. He
  has spent more than a decade exploring the strange and forgotten history 
 of simplified spelling\, which\, by his own admission\, has only made him 
 a worse speller. He lives and works in New York. Learn more at <a href="ht
 tp://www.gabehenry.com">www.gabehenry.com</a>.</p>\n<p><em>This program is
  sponsored by the <a href="https://www.friendsofduncanlibrary.org/">Friend
 s of Duncan Library</a> and the <a href="https://www.beatleyfriends.org/">
 Friends of Beatley Central Library</a>.</em></p>\n<p>Register for upcoming
  book talks and stream previously broadcast book talks <a href="https://li
 braryc.org/alexlibraryva">here</a>.</p>\nhttps://alexandria.libnet.info/ev
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