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SUMMARY:Rifftrax Movie Matinee: Old
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DESCRIPTION:Enjoy a movie with some funny commentary.\n\n.\nhttps://jclctr
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X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:<p>Do you love movies and making fun of them?
  Or\, rather\, laughing at other\, funnier people making fun of them? Then
  you would love Rifftrax. Brought to you by the guys &amp\; gals behind My
 stery Science Theater 3000\, Rifftrax makes. movies. better. They combine 
 the jokes of MST3K with the blockbuster success of movies not in the commo
 n domain but that need to be mocked. So sit back\, grab some popcorn\, and
  prepare to laugh.</p>\n<p><img src="https://static.libnet.info/frontend-i
 mages/editor/jclctrussville/Rifftrax/Rifftrax_Old.png" width="227" height=
 "298" alt="" /></p>\n<p>This month's movie is M. Night Shyamalan's Old.</p
 >\n<p>It&rsquo\;s the beach that makes you old\, in the movie that makes y
 ou &ldquo\;huh?&rdquo\;</p>\n<p>Old is a&hellip\; thriller&hellip\; from M
 . Night Shyamalan\, the master of twists. The twist? He keeps getting mone
 y to make movies with half-baked concepts!</p>\n<p>Thrill as a family chec
 ks into a fancy resort! Beverages are served! Exposition is deployed\, to 
 the max! The family accepts a special invitation to a secluded beach\, joi
 ned by a crew of Familiar Archetypes. The cold\, indifferent doctor and hi
 s young\, bikinied wife. The therapist who only talks about therapy. The k
 ids. And of course\, the rapper named Mid-Sized Sedan. Is that name a joke
 ? Just like everything else in this mysterious world\, it&rsquo\;s hard to
  be sure!</p>\n<p>Eventually\, the dopes on the beach start to notice that
  it&rsquo\;s making them old. Mostly just the kids\, though. And the kids&
 hellip\; oh\, the kids. Suffice to say\, they grow up too fast\, with dist
 urbing results. People start dropping dead\, developing theories\, and rea
 cting to everything with the dull flatness we&rsquo\;ve come to expect fro
 m M. Night&rsquo\;s characters. Hot Dog Guy from The Happening\, where are
  you when we need you?</p>\n<p>If you haven&rsquo\;t seen this movie\, you
  really need to see the explanation at the end. Is it satisfying? Of cours
 e not! Will it make you say &ldquo\;OH COME ON!&rdquo\;? Quite likely!</p>
 \n<p>It&rsquo\;s the movie that gets older while its hair and fingernails 
 stay the same age. There&rsquo\;s much to think about\, but little to unde
 rstand. Confused? So are Mystery Science Theater 3000's Mike\, Kevin and B
 ill\, join them for Old!</p>\nhttps://jclctrussville.libnet.info/event/174
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